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The perfect woman.

(2:20:22 AM) Eric Nunez: yeah a half azn half black half white half mexican girl
(2:20:36 AM) Me: that’s 200% of girl
(2:21:15 AM) Eric Nunez: butt of a black girl curves of a mexican chick and mexican cooking skills green eyes and azn body build so tiny with scene hair
(2:21:33 AM) Me: you want to create the perfect girl
(2:21:37 AM) Me: “weird science”
(2:21:44 AM) Eric Nunez: blond to black gradation on her hair
(2:22:15 AM) Eric Nunez: jajajaja
(2:22:24 AM) Eric Nunez: yeah and she better suck good penis
(2:22:31 AM) Me: oh
(2:22:35 AM) Me: so the suction of a dirt devil
(2:22:37 AM) Me: she’s a cyborg
(2:22:47 AM) Me: don’t forgot the cleaning skill of a mexican
(2:23:01 AM) Me: and you’re gonna want some egg rolls sometime
(2:23:06 AM) Me: so asian cooking skills too
(2:23:22 AM) Eric Nunez: yeah some pho tempura
(2:23:37 AM) Eric Nunez: sushi
(2:23:53 AM) Eric Nunez: and she better know how to mow the lawn
(2:24:01 AM) Eric Nunez: and take care of the plants
(2:24:11 AM) Eric Nunez: and clean the pool
(2:25:13 AM) Me: and beat up bullies
(2:25:14 AM) Me: lol
(2:25:52 AM) Eric Nunez: yeah
and have the finance skills of a white person like a pyramid scheme business owner
(2:26:11 AM) Me: lol

If any ladies out there are interested in Mr. Eric Nunez, please feel free to visit his Myspace page. Applications will be accepted, and interviews should be scheduled promptly.